inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

image

immaevilspacewhale:

gf: hey babe come over

me: im fighting 3 guys

gf: my parents arent home

me: image

armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

(Source: unsavioured)


(Source: ahrned)


Drag ha, Nicole

(Source: husssel)

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe)


narutosexmagic666:

I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo